All the cool kids were doing pokemon fusions so I thought I would try making one too, and this was one of the fusions I got…
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-STARKING-
King of the galaxy
Where is your pokemon god now?!

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
Woah.
“Aw hell, *again*? They’ll expect me to clean that up, I bet. Inconsiderate kids, these days…”





